What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 06:33
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-J W Pepper